FurFace For Treasurer!

Rawr rawr MERAW, C.L.A.W. members!

"I am happy that you are running for Treasurer again. You have handled our funds purrfectly. We now have exactly the same amount of money that we had when CLAW opened !"

I am a Maine Coon who was found abandoned in a public park in Michigan, cold, hungry, dirty, and flea-ridden. Some kind humans took me to their home to clean me up, and I decided to let them stay. Later, another foundling joined the household (Pugwumpus) and we shared a litter-box until my humans parted company a few years later ... she stayed with her, and I left with him for my new home by the lake. <sigh!>

Even though C.L.A.W. has no operating capitol, I am a fiscally responsible feline, and a Most Excellent mouser (caught two in one week, unless it was the same one twice ... my human always takes them away from me and releases them outside).

My human keeps showing me these papers with numbers on them, usually after we have been to the House of Pain, and some of the numbers have been pretty big. My human claims that he has spent over $2,000.00 on my medical care since I was a kitten, which is why I understand so much about this thing called money ... it has something to do with how humans keep us healthy.

Anywho, I feel that due to my advanced age, I'm entitled to a position of Great Respect without the burdens of Great Responsibility, so the office of Treasurer is ideally suited to me, and I to it. I hope that I can count on your vote. You may send me mail at furface@wiz-worx.com.

Rawwarrarrr!! -<FurFace>-