On the other hand, I was born here (in Washington, DC), and this letter is the kind of thing that makes me ashamed to call myself an American.
Like most cowards, the author of this piece of trash (Mitchell R. Robb) is "anonymous" in the e-world. The best you can do is send a nasty-gram to the anal orifice who originally sent it to me.
"If I were President George W. Bush's Speech Writer"
By Mitchell R. Robb
Good evening my fellow Americans.
First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people.
To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with here? Don't you know what you just did or who you are messing with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression.
Have you forgotten history? Think about it, you little rag-headed son of a bitch!
Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good 'ole USA. The only reason he got away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when you're doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country.
Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep you or your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. You just messed with the wrong people. You just pissed off the United States of America and now it our turn! So ... Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming and very soon we will smoke your sorry asses.
So, you little piece of shit, laugh it up ... for now. Try and run ... for now, but you can't hide forever ... and just know that your butt is OURS ... DEAD or ALIVE!
God Bless America!
Last update: 2001-09-20
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